Internal Publication
The Quarterly
Review
Review
A journal of professional observations. For morale purposes only. Do not forward. Do not print. Do not discuss in any meeting where They are present.
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Who's Who
A brief guide to the cast of characters. No real names. No context needed.
Persons of Interest
Elphaba M
Has caused chaos and delays for years. Inexplicably protected.
Speed Bump K
Confident but mostly wrong. Does not register feedback. Creates extra work just by existing near a project.
The Letter
Knows everything about everything. Lots of unverified credentials and an IMDB reference.
Unc
Aligns with whoever makes him look good. Gets offended when not CC'd.
Authorized Personnel
Executive Producer
Fearless leader. Would absolutely have her own podcast.
Sunshine
Unfailingly kind, even to people who don't deserve it. Worries about everyone's feelings including the feelings of people actively being difficult.
Ranger
Young and sharp. Likes reading AI summaries of our group chat rants.
Anchor
Eloquent. Dependable. Holds us together.
Dad
Gives girl-dad vibes. Doesn't want the "eye of Sauron" on him.
Grandma
Trying to hold it together for everyone, but very far from the details. Will absolutely spill company secrets if she trusts you enough.
The Pot Stirrer
Writer. Responsible for the words, the receipts, and apparently this entire website.
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